Kim Kardashian Now Bangs Soccer Players

Since Reggie Bush finally realized he was actually going to marry her if he didn't do something quick like cheat on her, Kim Kardashian has shocked the world by letting someone pee on her whose melanin levels don't make the bell ring on the strong man game at the state fair.

Kim Kardashian has apparently “switched teams”, RadarOnline.com can reveal. Fresh off after her split with NFL star Reggie Bush, the reality TV stunner was spotted enjoying a romantic meal in Spain with Real Madrid soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo.Newly single Kim watched him play for Real Madrid while she was visiting Spain with friends, but she got up close-and-personal with the hunky soccer star from Portugal when the pair shared a lunch date on Monday. On-lookers revealed that they saw the pair ‘kissing and being very affectionate’ inside the restaurant although they left in separate cars afterwards. Traveling in a blacked-out Mercedes G-Wagon, Kim then followed Ronaldo in his Audi RS6 sports car before heading back to his mansion inside a gated community in Madrid.

That's funny, because I just drove my Xterra to the farmer's market and got some tomatoes. Oh man, me and Christiano! Just living the dream!

Teenager commited suicide after posting 'My life is so pathetic' on Facebook

A schoolboy shot himself dead after leaving a message on Facebook that read: 'My life is so pathetic'.

Ross Langmead, 18, was described by friends as 'very bright' with a promising future ahead. He planned to attend medical school later this year to study to become a doctor.

But the schoolboy was found
dead at his family home at the weekend after leaving haunting messages on his Facebook page.


One said: 'Never take life seriously - no one ever gets out alive anyway'.
A second message added: 'My life is so pathetic'.

Ross, who was a qualified lifeguard and was due to take A-Levels in geography, chemistry and biology next month, also left unhappy face icons. He shot himself at home with a pistol he used at a local gun club where he was a member.

Police were today studying his computer but said there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding his death.

Kim Kardashian Is A Crusader

Shut up, whore.
Splash News reports:

TV star Kim Kardashian went on a Twitter rant about driving and texting laws in Florida. In the sunshine state, drivers can talk and text freely on their mobile phones. Kim, 29, who is currently in Miami Beach filming her sisters' reality TV show 'Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami', was so outraged after spotting a police officer apparently texting at the wheel that she snapped a photo and posted it with the caption: "A cop texting & driving in the car next to us! This disturbs me! What do u guys think?" Kim then urged her three million-plus followers to take Oprah Winfrey's 'no phone zone pledge' with her and hinted about her own "awful texting and driving experience" which she "can't wait to share".

Right, because the leading cause of vehicular homicide is police officers texting while sitting perfectly still. No, it's not a car load of Armenian whorestaking pictures while driving, but police. Police. As soon as they get in the car, they become angels of death, their Blackberry messenger their only weapon. Evil their only reason.

Jesse James Is In Rehab Now

Because skanks are coming forward like a Spartan army to say he's a douchebag and had sex with them, Jesse James finally realizes that he's married to Sandra Bullock and has decided to do what his PR people tell him to do because wtf man? Your wife is a millionaire Oscar-winner and you're banging these truck stop hookers? What the hell is wrong with you? seek professional help with his addiction.

The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. TMZ broke the story last night. Multiple law enforcement sources have told TMZ when a CHP officer stopped Jesse last Friday on the 10 Freeway near Blythe, CA. -- for driving without a front license plate and driving with tinted windows -- James told the officer he was going to Arizona to try to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock. We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific -- that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson. A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.

Please keep in mind that this treatment facility was his second choice. Why? Because Sandra Bullock is awesome.

"He offered to go to the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to if Sandra would support him and stick with him. She said 'no,' and that basically he's the scum of the earth." Bullock continues to live outside the family home. The source added, "[Jesse] is trying to show her he wants to recover. Sandra is tough and does not take humiliation well. It will take a lot more than Jesse going for a week to some clinic for her to even take him seriously."

There's no real rehab for Jesse James' actual disease of being a piece of shit, so I'm not really sure what the point of this whole thing besides to garner sympathy where there is none. You fucked some skanks, you got caught, deal with it. Every woman in the world hates you and every man in the world wants to punch you in the throat because now we have to get interrogated by our women to see if we would ever do this. Well, yes, but to be fair, you don't really have an Oscar now do you, sweetie?

Spanish stewardesses strip for wages.

Spanish-based budget airline Air Comet went bust last December after the High Court in London ordered the company to stop using its planes and selling tickets.

As result, the stewardesses of Air Comet have decided on their naked protest and stripped off for a saucy calendar in a way to get back missing wages after failing to get up to eight months of unpaid salaries.

More than 1,000 calendars featuring nine women in their flight caps, gloves and high heels have gone on sale for £13.

Air Comet operated long-haul services from Madrid to 13 destinations in central and south America as well as services in Europe.

The High Court was asked to intervene by a bank which had sued the airline for not meeting the terms of payment for its leased aircraft.

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Rooney may be unavailable for the clash againts Chelsea because of ankle injury.

The striker hobbled off towards the end of the Red Devils' 2-1 defeat away at Bayern Munich in the first leg of their UEFA Champions League quarter-final. He went over on his right ankle in the dying seconds of the first leg clash.

It is too early to say how badly the in-form striker has been hurt, but Ferguson accepts that he may be unavailable for the clash againts Chelsea at Old Trafford this weekend.

Alex said, "He has got a kick to the ankle, we will just have to wait and see tomorrow (Wednesday)," Ferguson told Sky Sports.

Bayern will facing Man United without Arjen Robben

Bayern are sweating on the fitness of winger Arjen Robben. The former Chelsea player has been in good form for Bayern this season, but is suffering a muscle problem and is a doubt for Tuesday's game.

Despite his importance to the side, Van Gaal insists the Dutchman will not play unless he is fully fit. “We need a player like Robben against Manchester United but if he is not 100 per cent, he doesn’t play,” Van Gaal said.

Bayern Munich manager Louis van Gaal rejects suggestions that his side will be scared going into their Champions League tie against Manchester United. But you should be!

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge and Franz Beckenbauer, two former players of the club have already suggested the club will be worried about coming up against United, and Wayne Rooney in particular.

But Van Gaal has dismissed such suggestions, believing Bayern have enough quality to cause United concerns of their own.

An Indian man suffering from permanent erectile dysfunction after erection for 21 days.

A 55-year-old man in Kolkata, India, had to be rushed to the emergency room after having an erection for 21 days!

According to the doctors who attended to him, the father of two – who was not on Viagra, was suffering from Priapism – a persistent, usually painful erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without any sexual stimulation.

It happens when blood in the penis becomes trapped and is unable to be drained off. Yes, it’s a medical condition that can affect males of all age groups, including newborns and yeah there's nothing can be proud because of it because it's scaryyyy.

However, Priapism usually affects men in between the ages of 20 to 50.

“It took him three weeks to seek medical help. That’s way too late,” Dr Avishek Mukherjee, the head surgeon in charge, was quoted bywebmd.com. “He should have seen a doctor after he had a non-stop erection for six hours, because it could kill him or damage his penis.”

The doctors performed emergency surgery on their patient. But it was too late.

pictures of the Moscow attacks

Two explosions ripped through the central metro stations of Lubyanka and Park Kultury at rush hour this morning, killing at least 37 people. As the day wears on, increasingly graphic images are emerging on the
 Web.

I'm So Turned On Right Now

 Serena Williams pranced around South Beach in a bikini yesterday and wildlife officials later revealed that she was tagged and released without incident.

Michelle Bombshell Is Angry

Although she took Jesse James' load in an effort to get fame and money, she won't tolerate you talking shit about her. She says on her FB:

For all you internet warriors on here talking shit...it's easy to place judgement when
your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don't smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone...in other words FUCK YOU

Wow, I am sitting behind a keyboard, and you're right, it is pretty easy to pass judgment. If this was Nuremberg, I'd be fitting you with a blindfold right about now. In other words, shut up bitch.

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Yay!!!... so finally Absolute Vodka Released Jay Z's NY-Z Documentary

Omg, I couldn't have waited much longer than this, it seems like it took forever. Ha ha ha I'm sure if you are a Jay Z's fan you should know what I mean. We L.O.V.E Jay Z!!!So just now an Absolute Vodka has released their exclusive 15 minute documentary on Jay-Z. It’s the NY-Z small film showing how Mr. Carter started out and a rare look at his life and muse–NYC.
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Beyonce’s got a lil brother!!!DNA Test Proves Mathew Knowles Fathered Love Child with mistress

Beyonce is a big sister again. As we’re sure you’ll recall, last year Beyonce’s father and manager Mathew Knowles was hit with a paternity suit by his alleged former mistress, Alexsandra Wright. Wright, a Los Angeles fashion industry worker, insisted that Knowles fathered her baby boy, Nixon. Well, the test results are in and it’s official: Daddy Knowles has a baby mama.
Last November, Mathew’s wife Tina filed for divorce from the music mogul after 30 years of marriage.
Hopefully Beyonce and Solange will put all the drama aside and welcome their innocent baby brother someday!!!

Inter Milan launch £50m deal to land Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas

Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho has launched a £50 million bid to midfielder Cesc Fabregas away from Arsenal.

The Spaniard has been a long-term target of both Barcelona and Real Madrid, but the Mourinho is hopeful an offer of £30m plus £20m-rated striker Mario Balotelli will persuade Gunners boss Arsene Wenger to sell his most valuable asset to the Inter Milan.

Fabregas has often pledged his future to the Gunners, but a fifth trophyless season could yet persuade him to change his mind. His current contract at the Emirates Stadium runs until 2013, and the club are set to offer him a new five-year deal worth £120,000-a-week to try and persuade him to stay even longer.

Arsenal have long been admirers of Balotelli, who may be key to the deal's success. Wenger has reportedly sent scouts to watch the 19-year-old on more than one occasion this season, and the player himself is believed to want to leave the club after a bust-up with Jose Mourinho that saw him left in Italy for the Inter's successful Champions League visit to Chelsea at the beginning of the month.

But Arsenal are already set to sign Bordeaux striker Maraoune Chamakh in the summer, and might feel their squad does not need another striker. Both Manchester City and Chelsea have also been a linked with a move for Balote

Pics: Japanese celebrate Penis Festival to bring fertility and a good harvest to the people.

In the village of Komaki, 45 minutes from the central city of Nagoya, Japan, there is a shrine or temple for devotees of penises. Each spring, a lot of people come here to see an enormous wooden penis carried through the streets, to eat penis shaped sweets, and to make a wish to "god" of penis.

The tradition is known to have begun around 1,500 years ago. The spring time celebration, the "penis festival", or
Honen-sai Matsuri in Japan, is carried out to bring fertility and a good harvest to the people. Damn you guys are crazzy!

Every year a new giant penis is made from cypress tree. It's 2.5 metres (13 feet) long and weighs 280 kilograms (620 pounds). It is made by special craftsman, using ancient tools and techniques. Only those wearing white cloaks are allowed to carry the wooden statue of the giant penis. They must be 42-years-old, which is considered by the Japanese as an age of bad luck.

Women carry small ones to protect them from harm or to help them with fertility. They must be 36-years-old, which is also considered an age of bad luck.

The penis in Japan is a symbol of strength and power and to some degree, protection too. There's also a vagina festival, which was held on Sunday (March 14). It's a small festival. How crazy that can be? haha

Flawless Beauty

I have no idea where Britney Spears is going after leaving a gas station double fisting orange drank and coffee, but I assume it's somewhere deep in Bear Country. Because that's where lives the Berenstain Bear family. They're kind of furry around the torso. They're a lot like people, only moreso. The bear fact is that they're just like you and me. The only difference is they live in a tree.

Kim Kardashian Is On A Boat

Kim Kardashian is in Miami this weekend, and again, I don't care if she's been on top of more black guys than Haiti, I'd put an inner tube around my d*** and plow her ass like a freed slave who just got 40 acres. I realize that metaphor makes me a 150-year old black guy, but hopefully she'll just read "black" and just go with it.

Oh My!!!Tiger Woods’ Porn Star Mistress Joslyn Releases XXX Rated Text Messages(Extremely Freaky & Graphic Words inside!!!))

On the heels of Tiger Woods  announcing his return to golf and reports suggesting that he’s back at home with wife Elin , one of his many mistresses porn star Joslyn James created a website and went live with it this morning showcasing over 100 graphic texts from the Filty golfer.
Apparently Tiger is into golden showers (Peeing on your Sex partner) and Brutal Sex
Here are some of Tiger disgusting SMSes:
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04?02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
YIKES!!! Hats down to Elin if she decides to stick with Tiger after reading these disturbing messages!!!

Beyonce & Jay-Z Surprise Fans At Alicia Keys’ Concert @ Madison Square Garden

The Carters made a surprise appearance at Alicia Keys‘ concert on Wednesday night.  The crowd went nuts as Alicia performed “Put It In A Love Song” and her other half on the track Beyonce hit the stage. And the grand finale–putting the New Yorkers in an “Empire State of Mind” of course.  Jay-Z hit the stage to close out the night with their epic song.
Fun times all around.

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"Super Mosquitoes" bite Could Help Fight Malaria

Most people afraid of it and hate it because normally they are the trasmitter of diseases but mosquitoes could one day be used to tackle malaria after scientists developed a genetically engineered version of the species that can deliver a vaccine.

This mosquito, the main spreaders of human malaria, was shown in tests to transmit this vaccine when it bit its host, in this case laboratory mice, making it a transmitter of the vaccine and its success. Bites from the insect succeeded in raising antibodies in the mice, indicating successful immunization with the vaccine.

The study, led by Associate Professor Shigeto Yoshida from the Jichi Medical University in Japan, could be used to formulate a new strategy in the global fight against malaria.

Every year about 250 million people are infected with malaria and nearly one million die, according to the World Health Organization.

In Africa one in every five childhood deaths is caused by malaria, says the WHO.

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