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Magazine: Kobe Bryant's wife 'hates' Khloe Kardashian

 

Funniest thing I've seen on TV this week: On the E! channel's The Soup, Joel McHale is trying to introduce a clip, but a cacophony of vuvuzela noise is drowning him out. McHale: "No, it's not what you think. That noise you hear is someone in the back shaving Khloe Kardashian." Ha. Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's wife, probably laughed at that one. Because as I learned today, Mrs. Bryant is not exactly a Khloe fan.

with Khloe's sister is the infamous Kim Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian is feeling unloved -- not because of her husband, Lamar Odom, but because of one of his Lakers teammates' wives. According to an insider, Kobe Bryant's wife, Vanessa, "hates" Khloe and her entire family, whom she sees as attention-grabbing fame-seekers.

 Khloe Kardashian

As Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials would say: "That's cold."

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And instead of hiding her feelings, Vanessa refuses to have anything to do with the 26-year-old. "She won't sit anywhere near Khloe at Lakers games," the insider reveals, adding that because of Vanessa's dislike of her, Khloe has been shut out of the tight-knit circle the other Lakers' wives have formed. "At a dinner for the wives, Vanessa didn't want to invite Khloe," the insider shares. "She said Khloe is a 'fake wife,' and she didn't want fake wives there." The feeling is mutual. The insider says Khloe and Vanessa have "gotten into fights" in the past.

Meanwhile, in other Kardashian news, Kim Kardashian is said to be dating a brand new football player; this one not involved in a college recruiting scandal. Dallas Cowboys, it's your turn to co-host the Kardashian Circus for a while. From Us Weekly:

On June 6 -- more than two months after splitting from New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush -- the E! Reality star cuddled up with Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, 26, at Casa Vega in L.A.'s Sherman Oaks. "They sat in the back drinking margaritas," says a witness.

As soon as the first pink Cowboys jersey makes an appearance, that's it for Dallas in 2010. Um, Austin doesn't hold for field goals, does he?